Monoganon
Full
Manifesto
Manifesto that came to be via the Monoganon:
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Avoid dystopias
More twin studies
Enemy statuses on facebook
CBT replacement of customer service
Therapy for everyone who doesnt want it
Medication for everyone who wants therapy
Technology lessons for self-professed luddites
Befriend the illuminati and show them we care
Actualize a predator for the humans on earth (aliens)
Contact the aliens who have been watching us and anger them
Media analyses and sourcechecking for primary school children
Renaming of freedom of speech to political correct and vice versa
No intellectual property because it inhibits the collective conciousness
Seance to contact our internal marilyn monroe and CBT for all ghosts
Send all art and music without an ideological social responsible intention into a black hole
Academia replaced by practical pedagogic learning to utilize the collective conciousness
Use cyber biological technology to increase our sense of smell at least to the level of a pregnant woman.
Gossip inflator: a public platform with legal immunity for gossipees to talk
about inflamatory gossip followed by a purely ceremonial egging.
Alcohol/coffee is free but only purchased in bars/cafes with tapas (also includes wifi password and sparkling water)
Bi-monthly oesterogen pills for misogynists, bands, all-male boardmembers
nthly oestefo
Public Relations workers civil service and probation times
Drugs legalized but only available for groups of 3 or more.
Mandatory gap year budgeted interrailing for bigots
